344. December 10, 2010

this one time these people threw a party at work.

that was their deposit.

first of that is a freaking ton for a work party.

secondly, who puts a deposit down with 57 cents in it?

3rd... if you are putting this much money down... can't you afford to tip us?

“Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.” ~Benjamin Franklin

187. July 6, 2010

Guess who got to sleep in until 7, yes please!!

141. May 21, 2010

I had my first day of work today,

It was pretty fun actually.

I had a broom very similair to this, named Joe and I also used his brother, Hilter Jr.

We are going to be good friends.

"Patrick: Shelbie meet Joe.
Shelbie: Joe? Where?

Patrick: Right here, the broom in my hand, this is Joe.

Shelbie: Hi Joe?

Patrick: You are going to be great friends this summer."